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Do you have a sense of humor? Is your personal Jesus a fun and loving Jesus? Are you tired of other religions having funny icons while yours is sad and a little scary?
Or... Are you an atheist looking for a great way to come out to your friends and family, but don't know where to start? Well, look no further! Just hang it on your wall and witness the magic happen!✨
🥰The crosses are made for you truly by hand! I use a very rare wood called "pine". It measures 9 1/2" high x 5 1/2" wide x 3/4" thick. I baptize them with an extremely hard to find stain called "Minwax Early American 230" and then rebaptize them with only the best holy water, Rust-oleum gloss clear coat!
Jesus measures 5 1/2" high x 4 3/4" wide. 🤩It is so realistic that you get a shock when you stare at him. The elastic cord assembly is a trade secret granted to me by the most holy saints, Father Bail Ingwire and Cardinal Parca Ord.
Each one is meticulously handcrafted over a lifetime (about 95 minutes) for maximum realism. In the package shipped, I also included a gold "INRI" plaque and a few small nails! The plaque is not glued to the cross, so it is not a true "crucifixion".
Give it to your Christian friend or family member and you will see an unexpected expression on their face! Because this is a great way to express your spiritual joy and humor!
- The cross measures 9 1/2" high x 5 1/2" wide x 3/4" thick
- Jesus measures 5 1/2" high x 4 3/4" wide
- Materials are pine wood, holy water, sacred elastic cord, resin
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